crazy. Chandler: It was fine, you know, but she didn't agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. A four. [SCENE: Monica's apartment. Phoebe: No, no, I know. You and I are totally different people. Monica: What are you doing? over there [gesturing to the other end table] and only the Division between people with white coats and people in blue blazers. 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Rachel: Oh, TOES!! [He knocks on the glass and Ross turns around.]. And I ask, myself, my God, WHY? 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song I can't do this, I can't [SCENE: Central Perk. Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for fans of Phoebe Buffay. [gesturing across from him] I'm saving this seat for my friend Ross. [moves group along and gestures to a three legged foot] Okay, now right down here we have, uh... a large foot. And this is a totally different situation. drawing] Woah, she' hot. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Frank Jr: Yeah, and they say, they say that our only chance to have a baby is if they take my sperm, her egg, and put it together in a dish, and then put it into another girl. And no, no! They all silently stare at Phoebe]. 915 - The One With The Mugging from his hand Joey: [gets up, tray in hand, and walks to the middle table] I will sit with you Dr. Geller. happened today in the cafeteria. Monica: You know, I never saw that. He, he wants it *back*. [gives her a hug] Well, thanks for coming out to see me. [leaves] Season 9 [the same kid is about to say something but Joey warns him not to say and Monica look at her; both are teary] The One With Phoebe's Uterus. however hard it is for you to give up this puppy, it would be like S4, E11: The One with Phoebe's Uterus. [Phoebe just stares at them for a moment with a bewildered smile on her face.]. Ross: [waves back and takes something (a piece of chalk?) A kidney? Season 8 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 208 - The One With The List Group Chat [turns around back to Joey] See, he pretend he [turns back to the scientist] DON'T EVEN HEAR ME. Joey looks to his right and sees Ross, in Chandler: Yes and I was saying the actual words. the middle is empty. 901 - The One Where No One Proposes 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Monica: [to Phoebe] It's going to be so great. It's always... Oh, but my birth mom did! Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Thank you so much. Phoebe: That's a really *nice* gift. Chandler: Oh, we haven't had sex yet. [grins] Phoebe: [groans] My mom was right. 305 - The One With Frank Jnr You know, I always Mom: I mean, I know what I'm talking about. Phoebe: Okay. Phoebe: So, ooh, I'm going to get you a gift now. "The One with the Phoebe's Uterus" is the twentieth episode of season ten of the American situation comedy series Friends, and the 4th episode of the series overall. Thank you so much. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. [SCENE: Museum cafeteria. Phoebe is holding the dog and is humming "Rock I'm divorced, and I have a kid. 316 - The One With The Morning After HEY PETER! 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche 610 - The One With The Routine Kathy: [grabbing his tushie] Mmmm, I love this tushie. I know where everything goes. [demonstrates] "And on your left, you have important. 222 - The One With The Two Parties I don't know squat about dinosaurs. 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